By: Abby Keane
4. Don’t lick the stove!
3. The cat’s tail is NOT a microphone!
2. You are not having any more strawberries until you finish your pizza! (Seriously, the kid is a side dish fiend! Main dish, eh.)
1. Don’t squeegee your brother! (Don’t worry, the squeegee has been removed from the tub.)
What are the craziest things you’ve found yourself saying to your kids?